Warning: This sweatshirt may cause uncontrollable giggling, side-eye from strangers, and at least one “where’d you get that?” per outing. 😭🦪
Rocking a GIANT shucked oyster graphic and the legendary phrase “Moister Than a Oyster”, this cozy meme-lord sweatshirt brings peak chaotic energy to your wardrobe.
Perfect for:
💦 People who laugh at their own jokes
🦪 Seafood fanatics & oyster slurpers
😂 Professional memers & unprofessional troublemakers
😏 Anyone who likes their humor slightly unhinged
Soft. Comfy. Ridiculous. The holy trinity.
Slip it on, embrace the vibe, and stay moist, my friend. 💦🦪😎
Product Details
- Printed with ink
- Gildan 18000 Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 8 oz., 50% Cotton/ 50% Polyester -- Preshrunk -- Double needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
- Side-seamed
Sizing and Colours
- Our sweatshirts are SUPER soft and SUPER comfy. They do run large since they are Unisex sizing! Make sure to choose your size accordingly!
- Size chart measurements are listed, see photos.
Fabrication
- 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, and 48% poly fleece.
Disclaimer
- Colours in listings may slightly vary depending on what device you are using
- Print can come out looking a little different from Photos (less colour), due to the materials and /or handmade printing method we print out sweatshirts & T-shirts.
- Prints may appear smaller depending on the shirt size ordered
- Please contact us if you have any questions or concerns!
